The cinema classic 'The Blues Brothers' has introduced the Blues to folks all over the world. Here's how to be a genuine Blues Brother.
Difficulty: Easy
Time Required: 1 Day
Here's How:
- Get a pair of Blues sunglasses. You know the style. Glue them to your face and wear them 24/7.
- Amass a wardrobe exclusively of white dress shirts and socks, and black pants, jacket, and shoes.
- Tattoo your name on the outside of your fingers. Spelling doesn't matter.
- Listen to great Chicago Blues Artists like Magic Sam, Muddy Waters, and Hound Dog Taylor.
- Your culinary choices must be limited to four fried chickens or dry white toast. No substitutions!
- Trade in your car for a good microphone.
- Buy a retired surplus police car. Loudspeaker is optional.
- Always run from the police.
- Charm a homicidal gal to fall in love with you, and then dump her.
- Hang out with old Blues Masters/Janitors.
- Stop at absolutely nothing to help a charity.
- Get up with God and find out your mission.
Tips:
- Don't try to talk in a cool tone. Talk like a cop.
- Always have a harmonica handy.
- Attempt to be cool.
